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Match Thread: 8th Match - Welsh Fire (Men) vs Southern Brave (Men) by Iceland CricketCricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]SussexBeams98 49 points50 points  (0 children)

KP definitely knocks on the wall of a public toilet to chat with the guy next to him while taking a dump

Match Thread: 8th Match - Welsh Fire (Men) vs Southern Brave (Men) by Iceland CricketCricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]anirudh1595 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Last 3 mins the scorecard has not displayed the names of the batsman or the bowler.

It's either been the win predictor or the "at this stage" comparison. Not a big fan of it tbh.

Match Thread: Final - India vs New Zealand, Day 5 by Iceland CricketCricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]PortableButton 145 points146 points & 2 more (0 children)

 > Day 6. NZ needs 5 off the last 2 balls with 2 wickets in hand  

 > Kanos and Southee at the crease

 > Kohli to Southee, Kohli bowls a bouncer. Southee tries to hit, but couldn't connect

 > Kohli appeals for an lbw anyway. Dharmasena walks out of nowhere, consults with Kohli, declares it 'out'

 > Last ball, Boult connects it, couldn't get it to the boundary, take 4 runs anyway

 > fielder throws the ball, it hits kanos' bat and goes to the boundary

 > Dharmasena deducts 4 runs from NZ total for obstructing the field

 > India wins.

 > Dharmasena gives a thumbs up to Joe Root, who's laughing his ass of with his teammates in the audience section

 > Kanos loses his shit

 > pulls out his handgun and murders the entire English team, no scope

 > NZ loses ICC membership. 2 teams wiped from existence

 > India are now the ODI champions too because they finished 3rd in 2019 WC.

The population argument in Cricket is so stupid. I have been hearing it for years it's plain stupidity. by firestar_123 in Cricket

[–]New ZealandMr_AG_Pennypacker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually I built a roller coaster instead.

But quite delicious of you to recgonize me. My backstory is one of humble beginnings nevertheless. Nowadays of course, I buy and sell men like myself, every day.

Post Match Thread: India vs New Zealand, Day 6 by Iceland CricketCricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]Queensland Bullswhichonespinkterran 429 points430 points  (0 children)

Final Boundary Count Update:

India - 38

New Zealand - 42

Rain Perera - 2

And in honour of the New Zealand victory I will retire the Boundary Count meme as all is right in the world again. Nature is healing. New Zealand are finally ICC champions.

Post Match Thread: India vs New Zealand, Day 6 by Iceland CricketCricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]livelifereal 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Just another match is a way of keeping the morale up. Not getting carried away with a win and not getting too bogged down in a loss is why this team has been so consistent over the years. You feel bad? Imagine what players are feeling then. The folks who actually give blood sweat and tear for the game...